One think i learned from playing Space Invaders is that...

you can hold them back for hours, days... even months
but in the end mankind is doomed, and the invaders will do meat puppets out of us all and do some kind of soap operas and cheap sausages with our bodies.


Im already rehearsing with my band Anvilhead, we rehearse with a 15-watt amp no bigger than a lunchbox. The guitar & Bass are connected to the lunchbox.

We play covers by The Misfits, Arson Anthem and Black Flag
besides we play some original songs which are best described (i think) as hardcore punk with blues influences...
or it was backwards?... i don't remember, but you get the idea.

We sound a lot like eyehategod-meets-the melvins.


If you want your woman to be loyal, kill her and insert the body in the fridge

you can make some nice squishee with her blood/fluids or a mousse dessert with the skin of her eyelids, previously slightly boiled.


Even though Astro Zombies by the Misfits is one that almost everybody knows, i think is an underrated song and nobody really listens to it misanthropic message
i mean... it's about exterminating the whole fucking race!

I think there's should be more lesbian images throughout deviantart and it should be a category like in redtube.

Most of the people i watch already bored me a hell, i was amused by great technique and colorful eeeh... colors, and candies and rainbows back when i started all these. But now i can't help but thinking they suck, they really do, they're boring, annoying and they're not funny, and i wont be watching them no more.

I am an annoying cretin, stinky, lazy, egotist that wants a banjo more than anything right now. When people tell me that i like them i just can't help but think how sad it'll be when they like another cretin, and watch myself mirrored in said cretin. it sucks.

I'll see you in hell, that'll be enough reason to call it hell.

The sugared sludge that was in my floor went when i woke up the last night... think my mom cleaned it.

Jesus Crust.

Jesucrisis.

666 the number of the yeast... Man, Iron Maiden sucks. I mean i began playing bass with maiden songs, but have you seen the kind of assholes and old farts that listen to them?

You are your fans

Like... Napalm Death, Extreme Noise Terror, Los Crudos, Mayhem, Alien Sex Fiend, The Adicts, Sonata Arctica... all of them suck and i blame it on their always fucking fanbase.

Hank Williams is awesome
and GG Allin
and Henry Rollins
and Johnny Cash
and Les Claypool
and Seth Putnam
and Mike IX Williams

all of them awesome.

UPDATE: GG Allin isn't so awesome after all.

Black Flag is the best band ever.

I have a band too

You can download our first ep here: [link]

As a kid
i was bullied by stronger kids than me
now i feel im bullied by pretty girls... a pretty girl to be specific.

Husker Du and the Pixies sure are great

But Nirvana is better.

It's July the 9th, it's 4 : 02 am and I just said "goodbye, forever" to someone very special and important to me

Bollocks.

Today i discovered you can drop some load if you act relaxed when another man confronts you, instead of being an spectacle of ridiculous douchebaggery.